I hit words at random on iOS 8’s new predictive text feature so I could see what type of sentence my phone thinks I’m likely to say, and



I want more fat characters who aren’t comic relief


-Steve Rogers was raised by an Irish-catholic single mom in New York in the Depression era
-Steve Rogers grew up with a ton of disabilities
-Steve Rogers had an apartment in an incredibly gay section of New York
-Steve Rogers was a fine arts student
East coasters: I drove through 17 states on the way to work
West coasters: I have been traveling in this desert for 49 years. Generations have died. Children have been born. When will I make it to the promised land
Midwesterners: I haven't left a 20 mile radius in 2 years
Texans: Are we out of Texas yet it's been 5 months
Floridians: Please help me there are so many oranges they are attacki–


Please tag your opinions as wrong 

me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]



calling a man a “pig” is literally dehumanising how do some people not think there’s anything wrong with that how

Because chicks, fillies, birds and bitches never get dehumanised. Those vixens always get away with this kind of shit. Especially the heifers, they’re the worst. What cows.

step one: have a gf
feeled step 1


chill out translator