sevenpoints:

iidelirium:

captainragtag:

hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn’t want to have a baby the biological father was required to carry it how fast do you think birth control would stop being an issue

BEST NIGHTBLOG POST EVER

"IT’S UNETHICAL TO FORCE PEOPLE TO CARRY A BABY!!!!" MEN SHOUT

"NO FUCKING SHIT!!!!" WOMEN REPLY

Tumblr: Only a heartless person would scroll pa-
Me: *Scrolls past*

fullmetalnoodlist:

real gamers eat their video games

Macaroni and poison. It’s like mac and cheese, but with a special ingredient.

sexhaver:

i knew a dude in college who kept an old Smirnoff bottle full of water on his desk and would casually chug straight out of it in the middle of conversations with new people in order to establish dominance

theshoutingendoflife:

jaclcfrost:

standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like “look at this fucking flower. this flower is taller than i am. this flower is winning and i’m losing”

Wow you are not ready to hear about trees.

mydamnblogposts:

cyberlocc:

tasteslikecum:

whitegirlsaintshit:

uncle-tomfoolery:

setfabulazerstomaximumcaptain:

nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

How many are gay and single tho? 

How many are gay period? I can work with a married man

how many want to get sucked up?

how many aint got no kids?

how many have a subpar home security system

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Questions that need answers!!

queenofchalices:

FUCKING THANK YOU!!

kingcheddarxvii:

hrvst:

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/<_/____/
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where is he?

kingcheddarxvii:

hrvst:

   ∧__∧
  ( ・ω・)
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THERE HE IS!

draumstafir:

rogerrrs:

i wanna go for walks in the middle of the night but i also dont want to die ya feel

just girly things

charliemcdonnell:

how my emotions work

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