hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn’t want to have a baby the biological father was required to carry it how fast do you think birth control would stop being an issue
BEST NIGHTBLOG POST EVER
"IT’S UNETHICAL TO FORCE PEOPLE TO CARRY A BABY!!!!" MEN SHOUT
"NO FUCKING SHIT!!!!" WOMEN REPLY
real gamers eat their video games
i knew a dude in college who kept an old Smirnoff bottle full of water on his desk and would casually chug straight out of it in the middle of conversations with new people in order to establish dominance
standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like “look at this fucking flower. this flower is taller than i am. this flower is winning and i’m losing”
Wow you are not ready to hear about trees.
How many are gay and single tho?
How many are gay period? I can work with a married man
how many want to get sucked up?
how many aint got no kids?
how many have a subpar home security system
Questions that need answers!!
FUCKING THANK YOU!!
i wanna go for walks in the middle of the night but i also dont want to die ya feel
just girly things
how my emotions work